愚顽之石

說:"中國政府所說的都是些謊言" Q:"Chinese government is full of lies...."

答:"美國在伊拉克找到WMD了嗎?" A:"Still looking for those WMDs in Iraq??"

說:"中國的媒體是不自由的." Q:"Chinese media does not have freedom..."

答: "妳上壹次聽到美國媒體報道CIA制造並且資助拉登是在什麽時候??" A:"and when was the last time u heard from ur media that the CIA virtually created and supplied Bin Laden??"

說:"中國人沒有自由." Q:"Chinese people do not have liberty."

答: "下次妳再看到妳們國家學校有槍擊事件的話,最好閉嘴,然後慶祝凶手的自由." A:"Next time u see a school shooting in the US,better shut up and embrace that killer's liberty."

說:"中國威脅論." Q:"The threat of China..."

答: "是威脅,威脅妳們"我想做什麽就做什麽,想怎麽做就怎麽做,想在哪做就做,想什麽時候做就做"的獨裁主義. A:"yeah no doubt about that,we are a threat to ur "i can do whatever,whenever,and wherever i want" type of world dictatorship.

說:"中國政府好戰." Q:"Chinese government is pro war..."

答: "提醒我下,我記不得世界上是哪個國家從二戰後壹直在世界其他角落發動戰爭,直到今天...哦對了,是美國." A:"remind me of the country that always gets itself involved with wars some corners of the world from post-WWII till today...oh yeah..it's the US."

說: "就算藏獨是恐怖組織,也是中國政府逼出來的." Q:"Even if the "Free Tibet" crowds are terrorists, it was the Chinese government's policies that caused it at the first place..."

答:"祝賀妳,妳們美國政府的世界獨裁政策致使全球恐怖組織的發芽和開花." A:"Congrats,ur American government's world dictatorial policies contributed the world terrioism to be born and grow."

 說:"中國人沒文化." Q:"Chinese people are uneducated..."

 答:"25%的美國人在世界地圖上找不到自己國家的位置." A:" 25% of the Americans cannot even locate the US on a world map."

說:"中國政府鎮壓西藏." Q:"Chinese government suppreses Tibet"

答: "美國政府在1992年洛杉矶黑人暴動時是不是都在看棒球比賽??" A:" Was the American government and its staffs watching the MLB games during the Los Angeles riots of 1992???"

說:"中國人很變態." Q:"Chinese are perverted..."

  答:"平均每4個美國18歲以下女性中,有1個帶有性病,謝謝." A:" 1 in 4 American females whose age under 18 has STD,aka Sexually Transmitted Diseases,thank you very much."

 說:"中國不民主." Q:"China does not have democracy..."

答: "妳上次會見布什總統告訴他不要侵略阿富汗,伊拉克,是在什麽時候...?" A:"The last time u met with President Bush and told him not to invade Afganistan and Iraq is when...?"

 說:"抵制北京奧運會." Q:"Boycott Beijing Olympic games."

 答:"83年美國入侵巴拿馬,84年照樣開奧運會." A:"American invasion of Panama in 1983,Los Angeles Olympic in 1984."

說:"不跟妳說了,回家吃米飯去吧." Q:"Im done with u,go home eat some rice..."

  答:"謝謝我會的,至少米飯健康有營養,妳回家的時候不要忘了買麥當勞的巨無霸" A:"Thanks i will,at least it's healthy and nutritious,and please don't forget to pick up a BigMac on ur way home."